In the ministry of lost souls
My assignment is
Special Handling.
If you are
Oversize
Fragile
Complicated
Difficult
Dangerous
Come see me.
Find life a chore?
Knock on my door.
Lost your way?
Step in, out of the fray.
Mired in despair?
Sit down in my chair.
Feeling depressed?
Come cry on my chest.
We’ll fix you up
Get you back on your feet
Back in the game
Stridin’ down the street.
Want to know how we do it?
Read our leaflet
Don’t ask any questions
It’s all top secret.
